Chinese Gamer Runs Out Of Hit Points, Dies
China’s attempt to stop Internet Cafe addicts from over-playing online games seems to have fallen short once again. This time, according to Beijing News, a 30-year-old man from the town of Guangzhou spent a 3-day marathon doing nothing but playing online games at his favorite cafe. Unfortunately, the man ran out of real-life hit points from prolonged exposure to probably World of Warcraft and slumped over on the keyboard, dead.
No respawns available, sir!
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Maybe he wants to join his favorite video game warriors in the afterlife!
Well, thats one more lvl 70 douche I won’t have to deal with anymore!
Touche! No more “I need! I need!” chatter cluttering up screen.